Galina Mihaylova & Anton Ivanov
About porn, heating, and erotica

About porn, heating, and erotica

About porn, heating, and erotica

About porn, heating, and erotica

Some people define our site as a porn site.

But it does not surprise me – once they even wanted to pay for porn.

Calling my duty to report gaps and metallic voice “Mr. Head, a woman came here and said that you have to pay for porn …” (This duty was very detailed and you can do nothing, so scared – other colleagues at least there are no outsiders, call me first name).

My natural reaction was to swallow my tongue, which is rare in practice; -§))) And as I said, the lady was very detailed, perhaps wanting to be accurate. Ie I do not doubt what he says. And whether I’m sure none of work for which you pay, nothing I say – let me annoy bit – there you will see, there you will know …; – §))) I love jokes, but that it makes fun … I do not believe … you keep your seat …

“Please? Porn What?” – I ask finally, when I could not do it.

“Well here so I wrote the envelope before me -” For Porn – 186.30 lev “- it repeats again.

Sam went down to the gaps and see what happens … I read the envelope correctly writes. Addressed to me and marked “For Porn – 186.30 lev” …

Do not assume that “with trembling fingers” I opened the envelope, but I felt happy and quick to do… Inside were invoices of steam “factory”… 😉

So here I write for heating, although it and that our heating is live …. porn… 😉 But come spring and everyone is overwhelmed by erotic thoughts from some heating. Warm… without him and throw all the clothes… at least above… 😉

I have no inhibitions regarding at least thinking about sex, but each one makes a difference between porn and erotica heating. (Opss … heating would write now 😉 The difference is that every man this line between porn and erotica is a different place. Maybe “more experienced people” (not to say older) from the time before democracy deny absolutely porn it (maybe it is just the opposite, I do not know, I’m not from them)…

I’m a man of extremes. But each has built a system of values ​​that determines this limit. And I have a limit – for me it is mostly determined by the aesthetic feelings, thoughts and feelings that I conquered the meeting with such events things scene – call it what you want. And that line for me is where it ends beautiful, gentle, sensual and soil being corny, rough, ugly.

Some believe that porn begins where sex starts between women, between men or between many people. But these are not the criteria to me however. And there can be beautiful relationship. And there is much tenderness. I would say even more so than in many families. (For reference – “The theory of the big fuck” on my website)

Porn begins for me where you lose any aesthetic enjoyment and going to abhor, to repel.

Porn, thankfully, in life I have not met. And I will.

A erotica?

I think eroticism is everywhere. You just can not escape from it. And at any time. Beginning with the Garden of Eden in the Trojan War, and come to our memories in the future; -§).

Do not believe it’s over? Who has read my recipe for coffee on the site, maybe some thought and quickly agreed.

But he had not read, let’s do an experiment. To catch the first object that caught him.

Sample bottle. (Heh heh … why did you just bottle? Why, because it probably will be the first subject… 😉

Do not phallic shades in its form? Well God forbid happen of those thin, long brandy and wine bottles for a few years are quite common … a striking resemblance! Well, maybe the size is a bit exaggerated, but it will be the result of unfulfilled dreams female… 😉

Do not be tempted to have a drink right in this bottle? Probably not. And have you ever thought why? I do not say ….; -§)

Or drink straight from his throat? Wow…

I even remembered a joke, but I’ll tell it alone!

Well, when boiling hard work … Is there no such erotic items?

Imagine a road master smeared in oil, was buried in the alignment of a motor … and pistons move slowly up and down … up and down … oil flowing past them and movement speeds up everything to reposition the shape and location, heated all the way steam rises … the engine groaning wet despite the heat and moaning and twisting in the hands of the master, the shaft rotates, as if trying to break free, but fails firmly connected to the pistons … and how much heat is released from the radiator cap goes a little water and runs down the blades of the fan that blows and blows air to cool the system impotent … plug wires are protruding as veins … master touches them with the tips of your fingers to see if their current flows … sparks … warm water … And finally the alignment engine is revved hard shaft stretches and relaxes, yearning for though a short break ….

What’s this? Service description or stage of life? I leave it to your imagination …

Well, how much fruit is around us – what associations call home? Apples – immediately think of the fruit of the sin of Adam and Eve … orange …. mmmmmm … to crush, squeeze, suck …. or banana? Ha ha ….

Now I remember how some time ago in an entirely male company, mostly goof balls, we had only one lady really charming and caring for all of it (for erotic talk, do not think shit! 😉 And every night gathered to chat before bedtime on an old Bulgarian custom cup … and every night making dinner a few appetizer apples and a banana (it srahotniya loved bananas, inexplicably ;-), to enjoy the view – how will ate peeling it bit by bit … and what was the disappointment when every night she was pulling a knife and cut into small pieces … Oh! Oh! Oh! And every night … May just look at each other with painful faces and stopped breath … Finally of course recognized and laughed a lot … (and you know how to “laugh” Eskimos? 😉 Well, their “laughing” do not know already just what can be considered, especially with guests ice igloo – erotica, or is no vapor is live porn? I do not know … distant peoples long tradition of our other ideals and values ​​…. let them Eskimos themselves “squeeze things” …

Give me a topic and I’ll show you where hidden eroticism. But the thrill is himself or herself to find her. Because ultimately it is the killer of stupid and boring monotonous life … Do not you want to “kill”?

In my opinion, do not even need any particular imagination… I just have not thought. And you may have thought about and agree with me?

Expect feedback ….

A porn … better not to write. I love beautiful things, tenderness, warmth in the relationship. If someone else likes it – there are plenty of places in the web, in magazines and in movies … I do not mind. But not on my site.

If you find a pornographic site, please tell me immediately. I will try to put things the way you want – you keep it as a scab to nachesha twice more for you! (For the links do not take responsibility – pages to which you refer are not prepared by me and I can not control, nor do I like desire!).

I would be interested to you where that limit.

Between porn and erotica heating ….

Happy days and nights!

 

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